In 2025, Presidoge and his cabinet are leading the charge to rebuild America for the benefit of American Citizens First.
Whether you are republican, democrat, or independent, the New Crypto America provides benefits and rewards directly to American Citizens – aka Amerizens!
Top Ten Things Presidoge is doing to Lead America into the Future
- Establish the National Bork Reserve, replacing traditional currency with DogeCoin as the official “much currency” of Cryptomerica and Bitcoin for safekeeping
- Implement Universal Treat Income (UTI) – monthly crypto rewards distributed to all citizens based on good boy/girl points
- Launch the Strategic Bone Reserve program to ensure economic stability during market “ruff” patches
- Appoint a Cabinet of Good Boys and Girls, with positions like Secretary of Fetch and Attorney Goodest
- Replace traditional State of the Union address with annual “State of the Zoomies” – broadcast live while running in circles on the White House lawn
- Institute mandatory 3pm walkies and 2pm nap time for all government employees to boost productivity and morale
- Create the Paw-ternity Leave Act – giving new pet parents paid time off to bond with their fur babies, rewarded in extra crypto
- Develop the Snoot Identification System – using nose prints instead of signatures for secure blockchain transactions
- Build a Great Fence (not wall) around dog parks nationwide, and make squirrels pay for it
- Replace diplomatic “nuclear football” with the “nuclear tennis ball” – to be fetched only in times of national emergency